Today is international Talk Like A Pirate Day. Sure. Whatever. Apparently the day originated with two guys acting like dweebs, and then Dave Barry took up the banner. (Which makes sense as I think Dave Barry qulifies as a genuine dweeb hero.) (No offense to dweebs. I like Dave, too.)
Maybe I’m interested in this because I’m tired of hearing about OJ again, and at least this is something different. But the fact that this is on the front page of the paper should tell us all something about ourselves. Even if it is kinda funny.