Ah, the Warmth of Friendship

cammichellemap.jpg“True” Friendship: None of that Sissy Crap

1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused — I will use little words.

7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask; “because you are my friend”.

Friendship is like peeing your pants…everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

(Sent to me via email by the right-wing biotch known as my best friend.)

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